Note: All the teacher kwento I will be posting from now on are all true-to-life experiences and not products of my imagination.

#1: Energy
teacher: if energy is neither created nor destroyed, san galing ang energy?
student: duh, from God!

#2: Volvo
{topic is momentum}
teacher: suppose that a car and a big truck running at the same velocity collide with each other, syempre di ba mas malaki damage ng car?
student: not if it’s a Volvo!